File this video of a monkey walking its pig to the supermarket and back to buy some melon under the single most depressing video ever. (.swf video)

Yes, for are we not all just easily distracted monkeys walking our pigs to the supermarket of life, battling with the free samples, and struggling with the cruel challenges of crossing the metaphorical rivers in our souls, and all the while the gods watch us from afar and laugh and applaud while add wacky sound effects and thought bubbles to amuse themselves.

(First use of Livejournal “depressed” mood, by the way! WOO! I am now officially a Livejournal user!)