New Twitter game: Post a 140 character tweet. Each subsequent Tweet should use one less character. Your last should be your favorite letter. I'm actually going to do it. That previous Tweet was exactly 140 characters. And this one will be exactly 139. See the game? Let's play it. What I mean is I'm going to make the next Tweet one character shorter than the previous. Apologies if that wasn't very clear the 1st time And no, skipping out on punctuation is not cheating, so stop oppressing me with your cultural mores about your proper English "grammar." Whoa! @toodledo redesign just blew my *mind.* Much more efficient and looks great too. Toodle-ing my dos in a whole new way. Nice work! Friend who works checkout at King Soopers couldn't say hi last night because he would fall behind on the checker leaderboard. No joke. Is the message of this commercial really that you can celebrate human expression by experimenting with some flavored coffee creamers? Getting totally used to this new natural showering technique. Hard to find a waterfall every morning though. Well, one that is free. At a bike rodeo at the Denver County Fair. Can't hear what the MC is saying.. something about the x-games, the troops, and America. For every 1 time my iDevice makes me look smart by autocorrect-adding diacriticals it makes me look dumb twice with the wrong its. Today I stopped working at 2 and played more sc2 matches than yr mom has fat folds. Likely more this weekend, so buy her a donut. I see. The main reason people stop playing video games is to make money, aka "jobs." Now you can make money a game. GG Blizzard. The robots slowly raises its gun, pointing it at the last remaining human, when suddenly it bleats, "CAT-LIKE TYPING DETECTED." Scrabble is a bad game. Memorization of a fixed set of arcane words plus luck of the draw and you win. Plus I suck at it so A visit to my optometrist means a visit to where I grew up, which means a visit to this old doughnut joint and it is dying... Thanks 2 ESPN Xbox app for demonstrating to me the single most pointless thing to put on my TV: WSOP reruns with no hole card.
Maybe next year.