One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. “Oh, no,” I said. “Disneyland burned down.” He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was [...]
I’ve changed the mission of my weblog. It’s new purpose is to prove that irony is the strongest force in the universe. I guess in many ways it already does that. Never mind.
When it was revealed that Neversoft was to take over Guitar Hero III I didn’t realize at the time that this was going to lead to a broken fanboy heart. I’m sure that at the time Red Octane was happy to let their baby go. After all, there was Rock Band to contend with. Take [...]
Listen, I don’t expect you civilians to understand the situation. But bear with me and I’ll see if I can pound it into you soft skulls.With the decay of society and the rotting away of the moral fiber of our country this world is getting more and more dangerous and down right mean. Who do [...]
Well, I guess more so, eliminate the self. Andrew WK as some kind of avant-garde popular culture experiment is a damn intriguing idea.
… almost as quickly as he arrived, Andrew Wilkes-Krier has been rudely ushered off the Apollo soundstage and scribbled as a footnote into history’s textbook of rock novelties. Been months since I last [...]
The uncanny valley has been flooded, nuked, then separated from the Earth to drift off into space and apparently no one cares. NSFW.
I saw those Green-only M&Ms bags in the grocery store today. Yes, there’s the green is the horny color thing, but there’s something simpler to this than that. Look at the Valentine’s day candy in the grocery store. It’s all red / pink. The green packaging made the green M&Ms immediately stand out and get [...]
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I Luv U Fish, originally uploaded by Squish_E.
Michelle took a picture of these fish at a restaurant we ate at last weekend. They hovered right behind her head the entire time.
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Good, Bad. I’m the Jesus with the Gun., originally uploaded by negatendo.
Sadness! It looks like the infamous Cinderella Twin Drive-In here in Denver will at last finally be closing its not-so-existent “doors” to make way for some apartment buildings. If you’ve ever driven south of Denver you’ve no doubt seen its two massive screens below the interchange between Santa Fe Drive and Hampden – and [...]
So no doubt many of you know that when you rcv. a multimedia message on a phone that doesn’t support them – such as the iPhone – you instead get a text message from AT&T saying that you can download the message at this particular website by entering this particular pain-in-the-ass message id number and [...]
Wow. Wow. This is great. Watch it. Now we answer this question with drugs and therapy. It’s sad.
Found by none other than Something Awful:
Singer Geddy Lee painstakingly edited the entry for his band Rush, modifying over seven hundred references to his unusually high voice. A typical edit changed the text “Lee is known for his unusually high voice” to “Some people say Geddy Lee has an unusually high voice, but scientifically, if [...]
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The Internet, originally uploaded by negatendo.
A good place to waste some time.